February 2012
23 posts
I Have Created A Monster.
And his name is Barry McCockiner. Seriously, go to THIS TWITTER LINK. You’re going to hate me.
After months of using a hashtag for “Pickup Lines I’m Working On,” I have decided to create this into an ENTIRELY NEW THING.
Named Barry McCockiner.
Follow, retweet, tweet @LinesInProgress, and complain to your local authorities!
Here’s a random sampling:
CLASSIC!
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I Just Freshened This Up.
New look!
I had apparently been hacked. I apologize. Although it’s not my fault. I take back my apology.
One of the steps it said to take when reversing the hacktopade (that’s a word) was to save a new theme, and then you can go back to your old theme.
I was just about to do that when I thought to myself, I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT.
So anyway, new theme. I hope it gets the ladies...
I'm Famous Bitch!
My name, Scott Cassidy, was just on TV last night.
During the credits of The Amazing Race, for approximately 1/10th of one second, my name flashed into the homes of millions. I like to imagine that there’s an alternate universe where everything is exactly the same, and history, present and future play out exactly the same, but is slowed down to 1/10th the speed, my name would be on TV one...
Here's The Thing About Ghosts.
This blog post was originally gonna be about invisible people, but I realized I was being an idiot and actually thinking about ghosts. Not invisible people. I’ll talk about invisible people a little later on.
That being said, what in the name of fuck am I talking about to begin with.
Fucking…. Ghosts. That’s what’s up.
Ghosts, by legend lore, are able to pass through...
January 2012
32 posts
Watchcracked:
The Subtle Art of Wooing a Lady
This brand new sketch from our way good friend BriTANick will teach you the best way to court a woman seriously trust us seriously.
Definitely some good advice in here.
dumbrunningsonic:
In which Sonic looks like an inbred hick and dances like a tool.
Fishception
Get it, Sonic. Get it.
“People always say, “Be humble, be humble, be humble.” When’s the last time...”
– Kanye West (via tennisballer)
