December 2010
33 posts
tennisballer asked: (tumblr still makes it awkward for people to decide where and how to respond to comments, so i'll just use this. haha)
yes! it is my first time watching arrested development. i feel like the whole world was watching it while i was...er, i don't even know. but nevertheless, despite my lateness, it didn't take much for me to love it completely and totally.
yes! it is my first time watching arrested development. i feel like the whole world was watching it while i was...er, i don't even know. but nevertheless, despite my lateness, it didn't take much for me to love it completely and totally.
Budget of Love or Whatever
I have a new idea for a reality dating show. Because, God knows, VH1 is looking to snatch up their next big dating idea. Flava Flav can have only so many spin-offs before you start watching some guy, who is nationally known for living in his parent’s basement, getting sluttier and manlier chicks than the trannies who walk Santa Monica Blvd.
So my idea is pretty simple. Get a bunch of guys...
“Why would a banana grab another banana? Those are the kind of questions I...”
– Michael Bluth, Arrested Development
So Many Tumblr Posts Titled "Christmas"
Ohhh one word Tumblr subject titles. Everyone seems to be doing that tonight with “Christmas”.
“What all can one word mean?! Find out by reading below!”
I’m like… “I like Christmas! Maybe this pertains to me!” And then it’s a full post regarding… fuckin… nothing that pertains to me. That’s the exact opposite of what I want...
Question 2.
From fiftypeopleonequestion.com
Q: Where would you wish to wake up tomorrow?
A: Right. Fucking. Here. For several reasons.
1. I love where I am in life. Despite my own deficiencies, like every human, I like where I am, and I like who I am. So if I were to wake up somewhere else tomorrow, I’d be an alternate-dimension version of myself. I wouldn’t be the me that wound up sleeping...
A Quick Conversation with Hope, @hopemakesmusic
Hope: Would you ever show your penis on film for money?
Scott: Wellll… How much mon— Wait. Yeah. Yes I would.
I don’t know who I think I’m kidding by pretending like I wouldn’t.
RS
babbling bumbling band of baboons: Top 25 Kanye... →
hermione:
25.) I’m cool with trial and error…the trail part is cool…the error, not so much.
24.) Tell everyone at the label only use Gothic or Helvetic fonts for email blast unless I otherwise approve
23.) Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on
22.) My past arrogance has caused…
About Music and Things!
1. I’ve been out of work since last Thursday. Well. My last day of work before Christmas break was Wednesday. So. Wednesday night was the…. anyway. I don’t have to be back to work until January 3rd! Which is awesome in it’s way. Minus the fact that they don’t pay me for not being there. So. Lame in that regard. But overall just dandy. Now I have all sorts of time to...
Pornfan
If you go back toward the origins of this blog, you’ll see a post regarding a tweet from Jenna Haze, the… actress… about coming up with “new ideas” for porn. I wrote a whole thing about how there’s no such thing as new ideas for porn. Because you can literally watch dinosaurs fucking. YOU CAN SEE THIS. And you can masturbate to it, if you so choose. There is no...
Question 1.
I want to be motivated to think about myself outside of my typical comfort levels. I’ve been doing a lot of thinking in story and lyrical form for new music to get out, but I realize in doing that, I’m spending less and less time understanding myself. So, in order to push myself into unknown, and hopefully revealing territory, I’m going to ask me about myself.
I got the idea to...
Watching "This Is It"...
Is it just me or is MJ’s production manager one of the kiss-assiest people of all time? I’m shocked I was able to hear his voice unmuffled for the majority of the movie. I mean, I love MJ, but from a distance. A safe distance. To the point where he never knew I loved him. But this guy worked with him every single day. And constantly told him everything he did was perfect, told him that...
Breaking Bread.
I’ve read or heard the phrase “breaking bread” 3 times today. No joke. Random unrelated places too. I would have to say that this would be the first year I’ve ever heard the phrase “breaking bread” in my life, and today alone is probably doubling the amount of times I’ve heard the phrase.
I propose that the phrase be “mending bread”, because...
People are Weird. Straight Up.
So I went and got food from the food truck today, like I do a lot of days, because it mixes my love of food (and surprisingly delicious food, at that) with laziness. Food trucks are akin to the wheel, fire, those jam/peanut butter tubes and thongs as man’s greatest feats. Food trucks might actually be above fire.
That being said, I get my food from the food truck and sneakily sit at the...
Michael Jackson: The Experience
I’ve watched several trailers for the new Wii game, Michael Jackson: The Experience, due to my incessant need to be similar to MJ in my slick dance moves and girlish soprano voice. If you don’t know already, The Experience is a dancing game where you hold the Wiimote in your hand, and dance your ass off trying to be like MJ (NO ONE WILL EVER BE LIKE MJ. RIP.)
The one thing I’ve...