January 2011
24 posts
“Gob’s wife: “I’m in love with your brother in law.”...”
– Arrested Development
I'm... fucking drunk so whatever
ut I was wthingking about this tonight.
If I were to die, at any given meoment, But I knew it was coming. Like. Say it were my last day on earth or whatever… I would have more people to confess that I’m secretly in love with than I’d have people to confess I hate.
I think that’s a good life stance. If you can always maintain ac ircle of more people you secretly are in...
I find, having a smart phone,
That it is great that I get notified every single time anyone says anything to me anywhere, on Twitter, FaceBook, MySpace, Gmail, Tumblr, etc etc etc.
But it also tells me ALL OF THE REST OF THE TIME when I can see that people aren’t responding to my shit.
That’s right. I’m onto you. I’m onto every last one of you.
RS
(Actually I’m just eagerly awaiting an email....
Morning Drive
It’s a busy day at work today, but I have 2 things I wanted to write down before things went on and I got too busy to remember them.
My commute is long and interesting stuff always happens. Here’s 2 examples today.
Before I got on the freeway this morning, I saw the aftermath of a van getting t-boned by a car. The van had flipped on it’s side, and when I came upon it, they had...
“Who am I to beg for difference, finding love in just an instant? Well I...”
– Mr. Curiosity by Jason Mraz.
“We can’t see passed our own sad stories and wonder what we’re...”
– Here We Are by Patrick Park.
This is my go-to song when I feel like I need to get over my concerns. So it comes probably twice a month. Great song.
Scott
FootFail
Last night was undeniably awesome. I went to The Den again with Philly, James, Marie and Giggles. Giggles left early like some sort of grandma, and the rest of us kicked it all night, unlike some sort of grandma. While kicking it all night, we happened to come across Justin Kirk and Johnny Galecki.
That is this guy:
Andy from Weeds
and this guy:
Leonard from Big Bang Theory. Or David from...
True Story.
Last week, I went to a strip club with Hope Leigh, Jessie Payo, Ciaran Makepeace, Justin “Kredible” Willman, Chris Chelko, and Nyk Schmalz.
This is my first time mentioning it anywhere online. And I actually kind of… put it out of my mind for the most part. I didn’t know how or why I put it out of my mind, but it was. Then, just now, I figured it out.
It’s because...
Totally Just Went Pee and It Was Glorious
It felt like a sprinkler system getting blown out before winter.
But anyway, all that stuff in my last post is true. My car is way better and I’m honestly back to loving driving it. I was having emotional problems with it ever since my car accident. I just have known that so much needs to be fixed on it and it would be so expensive to get fixed. Money that I don’t really have or want...
I'm Writing This Instead of Peeing
I can’t tell you how bad I have to pee right now. I’m literally sitting at my desk and holding it in for… no particular reason. I have a history of taking bold personal and visual steps for the sake of making myself laugh. I got an orange spray tan once and that made me look like an idiot, but I laughed about it for probably a week straight, all while strangers probably gasped at...
MLK at BET
I’m working today. On MLK Day, of all days. At BET. I know TV doesn’t stop for holidays, but it almost seems… ironic, on this particular holiday, at this particular station.
I can’t imagine this was the dream.
But bonus: Holiday traffic means no traffic! 17 minute commute to work today. It can, legitimately, take only 17 minutes to get from my apartment parking space to...
Jason Segel Fucking Loves Karaoke.
This is a fact that I think most people might just assume, without the general knowledge behind it. I mean, what actor worth his grain wouldn’t at least DO karaoke once? They might hate it. They might feel indifferent. They might feel ashamed afterwards when they realize that they just sang “It’s Raining Men” while black-out drunk and woke up naked in the bed of Zach...
Life Cheat: Extra Long Lunch
So you want an extra long lunch break, because hey, you got shit to do. You can’t be cramped up inside of an office all day long. The post office is at least a half hour away, and fuck it if you’re gonna waste your entire lunch going to the post office.
Life Cheat to the rescue!
Pay attention to when everyone else who is going to notice you’re at lunch goes to lunch. As they...
Life Cheat: Free Food
I cracked the code to the answer of the question that has boggled homeless folks for eons. (Thats a ridiculous sentence. I’m aware of that.)
HOW CAN I SNAG UP SOME OF THIS FREE FOOD YOU KEEP YAPPING ABOUT?
First off, stop exaggerating. I mentioned it once, and no one else talks about free food. People actually say the opposite of that, what with their bullshit, “There’s no...
It's a 5 o'clock world. Amiright? Amiright?
I’m “back to work” today. I quote back to work, because as I write this, I am writing a blog entry while at work. It seems that my definition of work is strongly based on being inside of the building itself and not the actual activity of doing work. Don’t get me wrong. I’m getting shit done. I’m just having a tea and blog break. It was much deserved. Probably...
Crazy 6 days, so far.
2011 has been a little intense, to say the least. It has been shitty, and then redemption went along and already fixed the problems that have been shitty. It’s as if doing literally nothing about something is the perfect way to get what you want.
So here is my 2011 Year In Review, 6 days in.
It started off with January 1st. I was kinda tired and stuff, having gotten in late on New Years,...
Taco Betrayal
I consider myself to be pretty good friends with tacos, in general. For the majority of the time, I eat and enjoy tacos, they get to enjoy my company before I eat them, and we only piss each other off every so often. Friends fight. It’s natural when you’re around friends a lot.
But I might die this time.
Okay that’s an exaggeration. I just… I ate a lot of tacos really...
Best Fails of 2010
Backstory: I got an email from work today telling me that they’re delaying our return back in for a couple extra days and it is stressful to the max.
Regular story: To occupy my time and my mind, I’m watching some “Best Fails of 2010” videos. I don’t think there’s any way I could have prepared myself for how many nut-shots I’ve already seen this morning....
Limbs are Stupid
I don’t know how I can’t know where all of my limbs are at one time, all of the time. I mean… for instance, right now, I have a perfect grasp of where my limbs are. My arms are relaxed, my hands on the keyboard, my legs crossed, and my feet kinda just kicking it (HA get it?! Do you get it? Kicking it. That’s fuckin silly.)
However, it seems that whenever I’m in...